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     So, you are probably wondering about the title.  Probably thinking about the meaning of it.  If you are, you need to just relax a bit and give your brain a rest, but if you must know...
    
     See, I used to (and I greatly stress the word used) eat rollie pollies as a kid.  Strange, eh?  Well, you will be surprised how many people have done this.  No, I can't tell you how they taste.  I can, in fact, tell you the way their little feet would tickle my inner cheek everytime I tried to eat one.  Enough about that, though. 
 
     Don't take this site personally or seriously.  PLEASE!!!  Just enjoy.

Cris and Sin: Old Skool.
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Ohh yeah?  How do you like that NOW, huh SIN!?
 
Yes, I need to start dressing up like that again.  Seriously, why the fuck am I taller than you?  You are only one year younger than I am.  Fuck. 
 
Anyway, I don't do well with updates, so...just fuck off.  Damn people...some just REALLY piss me off. 
 
Note to self:  My socks rock.
 
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