dork-style - When you're sitting at a table by yourself in a restaurant or cafeteria-- because it makes you feel like a dork with no one else sitting with you.
ex. Ed: I'm back. Ted: Good, I was getting tired of rocking it dork-style.
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dorkano - Female form of the word "dork." As in the possible Spanish form. Dorkano for males. Used meaning stupid (in a funny way) or just not thinking. This is not a mean term, but rather a term to jokingly make fun of someone and bring attention to her action that caused her to look so goofy.
ex. Sally couldn't believe what a dorkano her friend was when he licked the ice cream store sign's large ice cream cone.
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dorkasaurus - Someone who is so intensely dorky, the word "dork" alone will not do her justice. See "jerkosaurus."
ex. Check out the pocket protector on that dorkasaurus. (See "pocket protector" at "ridleypearson.")
dorkified - Something that has been made dorky.
ex. My brother got dorkified when he turned thirteen.
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dorkify - Used as a transitive verb:to debase or make nerdy or unweildy or any other negative connotation.
ex. You know, you dorkify everything you touch. Nice blouse, nice skirt--but stripes and plaids don't match. Change something.
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dorko - Less offensive form of "jackass."
ex. Hey, dorko. Watch where you're going.
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dorkus amorkus - Someone beyond being a dork.
ex. Sup, dorkus amorkus?
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dorkus ficus - A dork, nerd.
ex. Quit being such a dorkus ficus.
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dorkus malorkus - a huge dork.
ex. hey you idiot! it's not "dorkus amorkus", you dorkus malorkus!
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orch dork - Equivalent of band geek for those who participate in orchestra.
ex. I'm sick of your superior attitude, you cello-toting orch dork.
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pathetidork - Pathetic dork. Someone whose only friends are online. She's played Dungeons and Dragons every day for at least seven years. Can also be used as pathetisad. Made popular by the "Drew Carey Show."
ex. Ryan hasn't left his house in two years. He's never kissed a girl. He's a pathetidork
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pseudodork - Actually pretty much the same as "dork," but specifically reserved for a person who goes around abusing words he got off this site. Mistakenly has high self-esteem, due only to his awareness of pseudodictionary.com.
ex. Quit trying to baffelgab me with that pseudodork talk of yours.
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ridorkulous - Ridiculously dorky.
ex. You look ridorkulous in that gorilla suit.
undorkulate - To fix a problem presented by others.
ex. Please wait a minute while I attempt to undorkulate this printer.
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chode - Loser, chump, wannabe, dork--and doesn't know it.
ex. I can't believe that chode is macking on Monica--she's way too hot for him.
daggy - Superlatively lame, in a downmarket way. To be precise: something that's half dorky, half ghetto. Australian derivation, most endearingly uttered in a Japanese accent.
ex. I hate daggy stupid surferboy shop in Shibuya, ne. Nobody there surf. Ne?"
double nod, the - The "double nod" is a true sign of a dork or loser. As a common casual greeting one gives a "nod" to the other person. But when one gives two quick nods instead of one, she is branded for life. Throughout my own, and my friends experience this has been proven true. Sometimes it may happen by accident, but if repeated it is solid proof. Try it, it just doesnt look right either. Talk to the people who do it, youll see what I mean.
ex. Person 1: Chris gave me the double nod today. Person 2: LOL. Nearby girl: That confirms it. Chris is a dork.
drok - Dork.
ex. I think Chris's a drok.
dweebweeder - Use only when "nerd," "geek," "dweeb," and "dork" just don't cut it. For those whose pocket protector affinity just can't be expressed with the words your teachers taught you.
ex. Did you see the test scores? Adam was the only one who got 100%. That dweebweeder makes the rest of us look bad.
gork - "a person, typically male, exhibiting the worst character traits of both a geek and a dork."
ex. The guy who wrote that program must be a real gork!
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gorpy - Dorky/Stupid
ex. Oh my god...that kid's got such a gorpy haircut!
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herb - The "h" is not silent. Hip synonym for dork or nerd.
ex. Did you see that guy in the Hootie shirt? What a herb.
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jork - A dork and a joke at the same time.
ex. You're a jork.
krod - Reverse of dork--a joking, really-doesn't-mean-anything kind of insult.
ex. "You're a krod!" "That's the kroddiest picture I've ever seen!"
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lombard - Loads of money but a real dork. Acronym for a nouveau riche individual with little common sense.
ex. He's a Lombard.
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nearn - A dork, someone you think can't get a clue, dimwit.
ex. Bill, you are such a nearn.
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queeby - Preposterously dorky in deed or act; so nerdy as to be painfully embarrasing even in recollection.
ex. I walked into his office and there he was talking to himself in a fake lordly English accent .He's so queeby.
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shee-han - A term for a little guy who thinks he's a bad dude, but in reality is a major dork.
ex. The guy let someone kick him in the chest, breaking his sternum. What a major Shee-han.
total cheeseball - noun- dork, someone who says cheesy things, jerk; also cheese baller or cheeseballism (act of cheeseballing) ... usually precided by "total" verb-cheeseballing adjective- cheeseballistic
ex. Trent: yo.. that guy was a total cheeseball. Ally: I know he didn't even bother to clean up.. Rude..
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This is a clique for darkdorks, gothgeeks, evileggheads, necronerds and any other cute combo of similar terms you can think of. Dork, geek, dweeb, nerd, all these are terms of endearment in my vocabulary.
Personally I was raised to be an individual, think for myself, and have my own sense of style, but I was never shown how to be a leader and thus ended up a dork. I also saw Beetlejuice a few too many times and liked Halloween for more than just the candy. And so, I am a dark dork. I hate it and I am proud of it, and I'm silly enough to make a clique out of it.You have your own definitions of dark, dork, goth, geek, etc.. and your own reasons for joining the clique.
I hate the word clique.
(not quite a defenition, but close enough for me.)
Dork: A unique individual not concerned with modern society's stereotypes. Recognizable characteristics include silliness, fearless original style, and wicked sense of humor. Not to be confused with "geek" or "nerd," DORKS ROCK. Be yourself. Be a dork. The sky's the limit.- DorkWear USA.
